Step 6.
Now that your kids tower over you, and try to push you over when they hug you, they are not so small and cuddly any more. Brace yourself for a big row with hubby and buy a small dog that will forever remain cute and cuddly (except when it is barfing up the stick of butter it swiped off the table).
Step 7.
Time to put those knitting skills to good use now that you actually have time to knit again - there are hundreds of free doggy knitting patterns just calling your name.
Step 8.
Remember the good ol' days (a year ago) when you used to go to body pump three times a week? That was silly! Instead of bulking up you are more focused on stretching out those tight achy muscles at yoga.
Step 9.
Say goodbye to real butter, white rice, white bread, anything tasty…except chocolate, never say goodbye to good dark chocolate.
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