Thing 3 to Dad - What are your favorite kind of cupcakes?
Dad - Black bottom cupcakes.
Me - Oh, you mean the ones your mom makes better than me? (He accidentally admitted this about a
decade ago and I haven't let him forget)
Dad- Yup
Me - How about those flowers? (he hasn't gotten yet for our anniversary this week and it is a fun little
joke between us)
T3 - Dad, remember when you used to get mom flowers?
Me - snicker
Dad- You aren't helping me out here, T3. Yeah I should get those...
T3: Mom T2 said I hit him on the head with my stick but I didn't! (Wait for it...) I hit him on the legs! (He says indignantly).
T3: Mom, why do we have belly buttons?
Me: it is where you got your food inside my belly. What mommy ate came through the tube to you.
T3: Did you have to eat baby food and applesauce?
Speaking of babies in bellies....
T2: Mom, can I ask your phone something?
Me: Sure
T2: (holding my phone) How are babies made inside mommy's bellies?
Cyrie: Checking on that...here's what I found.
Me: GIVE ME THE PHONE!!!
Discussing sleeping arrangements at the hotel.
T3: do I have to sleep with T1? He farts! Puey.
Mom:(discreet smile) maybe.
T3: whatever. I'm outta here!
